Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Words to never, ever hear again.

Man at hostess stand, telling the hostess at length about a loss he suffered. He's moved on and found love again, but the sorrow is still there, it seems:

"My dog was so sick at the end - I even went to the priest."

I print out the receipt I came for and walk away with a sudden coughing fit.


e.s. said...


mithluin said...

What? You've never had an animal blessed? We can bless our houses; why not our pets?

But yes, last rites for a pet would be a bit....out there.